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Eminem World

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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